Then that probably means I made some sort of Sox Exchange Buddy mistake!
As much as I'd like to think I'm an effusive omnipotent being reigning supreme over the whole sox-swappin Universe, I do still make errors. True, they're divine errors, but errors they are, nonetheless.
If you haven't gotten an e-mail from me with your Buddy information yet, let me know.
If for some reason you can't make the May 23rd shipping deadline, let me know!!!!(This one is really important so we can avoid any potential Sock Orphan problems)
If wild dingos ate your buddy's socks, prank call Meryl Streep using your best faux-Australian accent and let her know.
P.S. Whichever one of you that keeps outbidding me on the glittery silver Playboy Bunny socks at ebay, you better knock it off. After all, I know where you live!!!