Friday, May 09, 2008

From The 'Cheez-Its, How Many Blogs Can One Woman Possibly Have?' Files

I've been cheating on you guys with someone else.
I started another blog to post pictures of sweet recipe success and bitter recipe failures. Yeah failure is pluralized. I'm also going to be breaking down some food cost comparisons starting with homemade breakfast taquitos versus McDonald's version. All of my many crafty projects past, present, and future will go up over there too to spare you the agony of it all.

"For the love of Triscuits, if that Infidel Woman tries to foist even one more picture of her lame paper plate butterfly puppets on me I am going to pretend like I have Sudden Instant Implausible Blindness Syndrome."

Really, you may think I created another blog for me but in actuality it's all for you because I love you and want what's best for you.
Now, go read about how my daughter turned the tragedy of my busted-out jeans into a triumphant piece of art. Go read about how to create a simmering Chicken Dijon With Spinach for your family dinner tonight. GO!
The Infidel Woman Cooks!

21 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST??

Bee said...

FIRST??

Bee said...

FFFFFFIIIIIIRRSSSTTTT!

Bee said...

I do love Trscuits.

JustRandi said...

I DO love me a good cooking blog. And this is so much more! I'm glad to see you've included the sauerkraut cake recipe. Because really, where am I going to find that ever again??

Jean Knee said...

oh man, I may have to attempt cooking once again. bummmmmer

Dr. Nick Riviera said...

Hi, everybody!

Cooking can be dangerous to your heath! Take your vimmanims!

Melissa said...

You're a talented gal!! And it seems that you've passed that onto your kids! That purse is really cute!!

wynne said...

Hey elastic. Been awhile, huh? Love what you've done with the place.

And how cruel is it, that now that I'm back and ready to catch up on blog reading, that you have a NEW blog that I need to read?

Life is too, too cruel.

And so is elastic. (After all, if it weren't for elastic, I'm convinced I wouldn't have a "muffin top.")

Alice said...

You crack me up! Lord I love you. I'm thinking I should do Alice Cooks! Only I don't cook. More like I put peanut butter on crackers or cut up an apple for my kids. Everytime they get a hot meal somewhere it's kind of a shocker for them. Hmm...maybe I'll call it 'Alice Doesn't Cook Here Anymore' and I can show how to artfully arrange string cheese and yoghurt on a plate.

aubrey said...

LOL. i love, love, love your title. you're superwoman. i'm heading there right now!

Hey It's Di said...

OH just one more reason why I love my elastic waist pants! I can keep cooking & eating & cooking & eating. . I guess if I split out my jeans there is a solution for that too so I'm OK! THANKS:)

Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

Homemade breakfast taquitos, huh? Okay, I'll check it out!

on.the.run said...

I like it. Are you sure you don't want to call it The Infidel Woman Cleans... because the woman in the picture is cleaning... there's a peeping tom pretending to clean her car too.

Annie said...

Annie was here.

No Cool Story said...

Where is it that people wish you a happy birthday?

Happy Birthday yo!

b. said...

Happy Birthday and Happy Mother's Day!

Lauren said...

A NEW INFIDEL BLOG?!!!! I am so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nancy Face said...

How do you make time for another blog, you crazy amazing woman? :)

Wait just a second! Happy Birthday? Was it on Saturday? And I missed it? NOOOOOO!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I don't have time for commenting but I got plenty of time for writing!

But I'm not blogging in a vacuum and I enjoy reading and nosing into other people's lives via blog entries.

It's not my birthday. Well, not yet. My birthday is next week. You still have plenty of time to buy me a gift. :)

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Awesome!!!
I love cooking blogs.
And I'd be the last one to mock, I have THREE blogs going.