Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Christian Rock Totally Inspires ME! (To Have Weird Thoughts)

We're currently slobbering all over this boss song by Houston Hometown Boy, Jimmy Needham. As me and my mini-Infidels sat in my truck this afternoon totally soaking up his Jason Mraz meets Jesus Freak guitar-drenched sound, I couldn't help but think that with a last name like NEEDHAM it's probably a good thing that he's Christian and not say, an observant Jew or a Muslim.

Yeah, calling out "NEED HAM" during a mosque or synagogue activity might be rather awkward for the cleric/rabbi involved.

*Squeeeeeeeee.....Jimmy Needham is playing a concert not too far from our house next week and tickets are only 2 dollars. Now if I could just figure out a way to wiggle out of work for the evening.*

JIMMY NEEDHAM- LOST AT SEA

And in further happy, happy Infidel news somewhat related to the influence of Christian Rock.....remember Mr. Ash Hole? Well he had the unmitigated gall to call in to the office and report that I purposely swerved my truck to the side so I could hit him! Okay, if someone almost mows you down with their vehicle, wouldn't you call 911? If it was such a matter of urgency, why did he wait 2 weeks to call the office? I told my boss that I wrote about Ash Hole and I have it documented on my blog that it happened 2 weeks ago. Hey, truth is Senior Girly-Man wanted to play the part of an elderly Bad Azz by standing in the middle of the street. At the last minute he thought better of going up against a 1/2 ton pickup and moved his butt to the safety of the curb when I revved the engine and jammed on the gas. I won this round of Chicken and Mr. Ash Hole is just a sore loser!

22 comments:

Suburban Hippie said...

Just think - you won't be dealing with that for long. People in this world are crazy. Sometimes I ponder about the nuttiness when I am in a large crowd... (at church.)

Suburban Hippie said...

I didn't even gloat about being first... oops.

Science Teacher Mommy said...

I remember once tracting in Sydney and meeting a houseful of (yes, admittedly very hot) guys who were acting all hung over about 11 am Monday morning, sipping coffee, saying "mate" a lot (the Aussie equivalent of DUUUUDE, in certain circles). Anyway, my very pretty companion was well on her way to being chatted up by these blokes who were, yes, in the Christian rock band at the biggest megachurch north of Sydney. They went on and on about how righteous it was to jam three live sessions on Sunday, and how their rock ministry was really taking off. It all was a little, well, weird. In a spiritual sort of way. I guess.

wynne said...

So close. Why must I obsess about being first, anyway? WHO CARES?

wynne said...

Somethin' about this young Christian rocker makes me crave bacon...

wynne said...

(or maybe that was just 'cause I came here from NCS's blog.)

wynne said...

By the way: YOU HAVE WON YOURSELF A FREE MONKEY, ALL POSTAGE PAID!

See you in the mail soon, dear.

Elizabeth-W said...

I am so bacon averse I can't go see Coolio's post--just the title makes me feel a bit throw-uppy.

Chell said...

Good for you! :)

I love Christian rock, am agree that shouting that surname in a mosque or synagogue might be a little uncomfortable!

Lori said...

What a complete idiot that man is...WTF???

Now...I will go listen to the video and be back with my thoughts...cause I know you are just panting there waiting for it.

Lori said...

Ok, my first thought was that he looks like a little boy. I almost can't hear that voice coming from that face. hehe
But it's nice. I could definately handle that...if I listened to christian anything music. hehe No offense intended. Just saying I don't usually listen to Christian, opera or rap. Well...there are a couple of pieces of rap I actually like but not many. hehe
I would definately pay the $2 to see this boy...

Physcokity said...

hmmm, his voice is Jason Mraz-esque, but I was also reminded a little of Josh Kelley.

Mr.A-Holio sounds lik he should go join DB's fans.

Apparently he has no real nards.

Rph Mommy said...

I would like to thank Honey Pie for leading me your way. LOVE this blog.

And I knew someone from high school who drove the weenee mobile. Seriously.

JustRandi said...

Sheesh, what a loser.
Hey, maybe creepy girly-man isn't getting enough pork products. That'd make anyone crabby, right?
Yeah, that's it.

Lisa said...

Do you mind if I have Mr. Hole's number? I would like to interview him for my blog.

Thank you.

Melissa said...

Next time, don't miss. Run the sucka over! :)
Oh wait. I guess that's not what a Christian Rocker would do, eh? Hmmm... maybe you should give him a pass along card.

Rhonda said...

LOL...if he is going to accuse you, go ahead and run his Ash over next time!

Bee said...

It serves that brother clucker right!

Hopefully he'll learn his lesson but if he doesn't aim to smash a piggy toe or two.

Just kidding officer.

Nancy Face said...

I hope you get to go to the concert! Just two bones, YEAH!

Can I come, too?

Nancy Face said...

Mmmm...I'm kinda wanting the ham that is buried deep down in my freezer.

Nancy Face said...

I listen to Christian rock in my car all the time. My family makes fun and turns the channel. I turn it right back!

Jean Knee said...

oh the outrage!!!!! Mow him down next time. We (your blogging readers) will cover for you.