Friday, September 19, 2008

Who I Think You Should Vote For

**This blog has been hijacked (while Miss Elastic has her back turned trying to find something for her family to eat) by the good folks on the Fowl Candidates for '08 committee**

America is tired of all the debating, polls, and speculation. It's time for a new candidate. A candidate who isn't afraid to admit what he really is: a chicken.

It sounds refreshing, doesn't it? Here is a candidate who can't talk. He may crow a lot, it's true, but he can't lie to you. He's a bit bird-brained, but c'mon--so is the current president. This is one cock who won't get sucked into bad foreign policy. No doubt he'll get embroiled in scandal, but when he does, we'll toss him on a platter and he can feed some hungry voters.

Yes, the American people are ready for a real change.

Here is an excerpt from an interview with Katie Couric:

Katie: Don't you feel it's a little late to be entering the game at this point? Do you truly feel you have a chance against the other candidates?
Mr.CDD: Buk buk-buk. Buk brawk brawk? Buk buk! Braaaaawk!
Katie: Um, yes, it is true that he has limited experience, but what about yourself?
Mr.CDD: Buk buk buk. Braawk, buk.
Katie: I guess I can see your point, but don't change the topic. I wanted to ask about your own lack of exper--
Mr.CDD: Buk buk? Buk-buk brawk buk! Baaaaak. Er-erer-er-roooo!
Katie: That's beside the point. It was a politically brilliant move on his part. But, back to yourself--
Mr.CDD: Buk buk buk? Buk baaaaawk.
Katie: Please--I just want--
Mr.CDD: Buk-buk buk! Braaawk? buk-buk-buk!
Katie: [turns to cameraman] This interview is over. Let's get out of here.
Mr.CDD: Brawk! Buk buk!

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Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo said...

By the way, if anyone has good ideas for a campaign slogan, let me know. (I just had to fire my last campaign manager 'cause he didn't want to work for birdseed. Snob.)

b. said...

I couldn't help but sing this song after clicking on the second to last link. It was my favorite, by the way.

Melissa said...

I don't know... his platform seems a little shady to me!

Millie said...

My hen thinks he's hot and she's voting for him. So there.

jams o donnell said...

Haha THey may call him chicken but never a wimp!

Elizabeth-W said...

I can't think of a better way to start my Saturday than this!

Jean Knee said...

oh my, someone has some splainin to do Looosy

Jean Knee said...

"Jimmy answer me please" brought tears to my eyes
where do I send my money? this can't go on

Jean Knee said...

the horror continues, he killed your dad??? where's my pipebomb?

just kiddin colonel

Jean Knee said...

If he went up against Al Gore I just don't know who I'd vote for

No Cool Story said...

That's a cock I can stand behind!
I am votiing for you Mr. Cocka Doodle Doo!!!!

No Cool Story said...

Does he have a running mate yet????
NCS dream ticket=

Mr. Cocka and AL Gore.

No Cool Story said...

The People's Cock.


Tori :) said...

One hard cock to follow!!