Monday, December 29, 2008

Instead Of The Midas Touch, We Infidels Have The Gigundo Booty Touch

The Gift of The Gigundo Booty manifests itself in any number of ways at La Casa De Infidel.
A minute on the lips, forever on the hips? Not at our house.
It all goes straight to our built-in, back-end, super-squishy seat cushions.
We've recently begun diversifying our Gigundo Booty portfolio by adding a free annual Gigundo Booty bonus courtesy of our local credit union.
It really isn't fair to our competition who lack the magical Gigundo Booty Touch that us Infidels have; but then the competition can sit comfortably in teeny-tiny chairs, so I guess it all balances out in the grand scheme of the universe.
See, for the second year in a row a Gigundo Booty-blessed mini-Infidel has beaten out all other contest entrants to win the top prize at the credit union.
Here's Stef looking smug with all the trappings of her stocking contest success:
(Stef is a little over 5'5 to give you an idea of how tall the stocking is)

And here's Sunbum from last year showing off the rewards one can reap when possessing an awesomely mystical power like Gigundo Booty Touch.

My girls' Gigundo Booty skills are in high demand. They have a date with Ed McMahon and the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes entry in a few weeks so you need to book them early.


*Some of the contents were duplicates of last year. For instance, we're now the proud owners of fuzzy little King Kong twins. I'm betting they'd make a great pair of ear muffs or a really fun bikini bra. Stef also got an authentic Gwen Stefani doll that came complete with her own Alice in Wonderland costume. Sometimes I think that swallowing weird potions in little bottles would explain an awful lot about Gwen and her music/stage persona.*

25 comments:

Suzanne said...

Ooh first! So Elastic, it sounds like you survived your surgery since you're back on here making me smile! Those are some pretty sweet stockings. Maybe I should get a Gigando Booty so I can win one. Oh wait...I already have one! ;D I hope you and the Infidel Home had a wonderful Christmas!!! :)

Millie said...

That's pretty amazing, I think. Two stockings in two years? Did the CU people know about Sunbum winning last year?

I'm bummed that my CU doesn't do anything cool like this. I may take my $5 and close the account.

Suburban Hippie said...

"but then the competition can sit comfortably in teeny-tiny chairs"

If it's my bony booty it's not comfortable at all... I may buy one of those fake booties just to make sitting in those primary chairs a little less painful.

Elizabeth-W said...

Hippie, it's too bad I can't just send you mine. :(

Hilary said...

Your kids were stocking stalking?

Hope you're feeling well. :)

Hey It's Di said...

Hey! I'm president of the Gigundo Booty Club. How come I didn't hear about the great giveaway??

I am swearing to you that I gained SEVEN pounds over the freaking weekend Elastic! No lie! The booty is really living up to my title as president!!

Physcokity said...

I'm jealous of their Gigundo Booty skills I think I got the Gigundo Booty SkillZ b/c I certainly don't clean up like that!

Yvonne said...

Love those stockings--how fun would that be!!!!

Fuzzy little King Kong twins--no pictures????

Rebecca said...

What did they have to do to win the contest? Was it a booty-shakin' dance?

VE said...

That is big. Where's the other one? Do you wear them for skiing?

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Nancy Face said...

How do they even DO that? Your Infidel girls are amazing! :D

Jean Knee said...

yeah, I don't win stuff

but woww maybe your booty thing will rub off on me

(that's what she said)

jams o donnell said...

Way to go EWBL! I hope stef enjoys the booty.. in the stpcking that is! Happy new yeear to you, Papi and the mini-infidels

Melissa said...

My bank doesn't do things like this... in fact, my bank went under this last year... maybe I should switch to a credit union and share in the booty!

Lola....L..O..L..A....lo--oh--luh! said...

I'm Diana's vice president.....but my booty is much more gigundo!

Annie said...

It isn't enough that your girls are beautiful, they have have to be prize winners too??!!

Stacey said...

That is way awesome for them!

My CU sucks. That is all.

Millie said...

I wanted you to know, I ripped off your Amish "wet jumper contest" story and put it on my Facebook page, for how I met my husband. So don't be all, "Millie plaigarized my story" when you see it.

I don't know how to spell "plaigarized."

Millie said...

I totally spelled that wrong, didn't I?

Amber said...

Ahhhh, your prize-winning gals are too cute. But nothing is cuter than a prize-winning booty. Who wants a bony butt, right? :-)

Rhonda said...

PLEASE post a picture of you in the King Kong bikini! :)

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