Sunday, April 26, 2009

Things

The things that make me laugh:
This blog post featuring some of the most hideous prom dresses known to womankind.
FASHION BINGE

The things that make me cry:
Spending days, nights, and untold hours agonizing over writing an 8 page research paper......and then realizing that discussing the finer scientific points involving theistic evolution is way, way, way beyond my intellectual depth. It's a good thing that I had my blah-blah-blah backup writing technique on stand-by. Did you know that you can stretch out sentences simply by learning how to wield a lofty arsenal of adverbs? It's always a seriously, perfectly, obnoxiously, enormous(ly) truth(fully).

The things that make me go hmmmmmmm:
Chickens aren't usually a part of your everyday balanced vegetarian, Alcoholics Anonymous, egg-free diet, but apparently their balls are. Wait a minute, a chicken with balls? Only if they're born and bred over at RuPaul Farms.

13 comments:

J-Mom said...

Still laughing about the chicken balls.

Elizabeth-W said...

Did you SEE all those dresses??! Good night nurse!!

Carrot Jello said...

I'm pretty sure you won the chicken ball sweepstakes.
You didn't just get a ball, you got 6 for the price of one.
Congratulations!
So happy for you.
So happy.

Science Teacher Mommy said...

I think it is safe to say that friends don't let friends shop at cybergown.com

Rosey Pollen said...

There's something familiar about the rainbow fluffy dress that reminds me of Dr.Seuss. Thanks for the smiles.

omar said...

I feel like a spotted dick reference is in order.

I don't think I still possess the ability to write 8 pages of anything. I tip my hat to you.

Klin said...

Ah the days of writing research papers. I don't miss them a bit.

I love the chicken balls thing. I had no idea that they were acceptable vegetarian food. Thanks for expanding my diet. ;)

Carrot Jello said...

I have a problem with this color scheme.
The green, the turquoise, the mustard yellow, and brown...
It's all too much for me.

Stacey said...

Chicken balls sound just so appetizing! Especially vegetarian ones.

Those dresses were hawt. Oh, yeah.

Nancy Face said...

Chicken Balls? What the?!

I LOVE the cat at the top of your blog! :D

Suburban Hippie said...

balls - always funny.

Funny Videos said...

Chicken balls are great. Still laughing

Anna Maria Junus said...

Well, I guess by that dress I can assume that Big Bird is actually a transexual girl going to the prom.